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twice!
Created on 2003-12-20 19:04:10 (#1645383), last updated 2006-06-12
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Bioif you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
you've got all the makings
of my future ex-wife
i've got 3 bucks
my credit sucks
and my future don't look to bright
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
some call me a loser
and a lazy no good slob
i've lost my house
i've got no car
i cant keep a job
but i've got a big heart
and another part
take me home, you'll understand
because my genitalia looks like a pringles can
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
when i pull my pants down
hey you won't believe i'm white
it's been said that i'm Mr. Ed
but don't worry, I won't bite
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
some call me dishonest
and they say i'm just lyin'
but i peed next to ol' John Holmes and
he started cryin'
on a sunny day i've got it made
get under my wiener if you need shade
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
just a song about me
* "Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him. Wait for the boy who kisses you on the forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when your in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks your just as pretty w/o make-up, and the one who turns to his friends and says "that's her."*
you can take me home tonight
you've got all the makings
of my future ex-wife
i've got 3 bucks
my credit sucks
and my future don't look to bright
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
some call me a loser
and a lazy no good slob
i've lost my house
i've got no car
i cant keep a job
but i've got a big heart
and another part
take me home, you'll understand
because my genitalia looks like a pringles can
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
when i pull my pants down
hey you won't believe i'm white
it's been said that i'm Mr. Ed
but don't worry, I won't bite
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
some call me dishonest
and they say i'm just lyin'
but i peed next to ol' John Holmes and
he started cryin'
on a sunny day i've got it made
get under my wiener if you need shade
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
just a song about me
* "Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him. Wait for the boy who kisses you on the forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when your in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks your just as pretty w/o make-up, and the one who turns to his friends and says "that's her."*
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a sense of exploration, adult swim, air humping, allison hannigan, allyson hannigan, anime, aqua teen hunger force, biting, blues clues, boobs, camping, civics, cleaning up, custom cars, donnie darko, downloading music, dragon ball z, eclipse, euphonium, fast and furious, fire, food, full metal alchemist, girls, halo, jenna malone, kissing, licking, lindsey lohan, magic the gathering, money, movies, music in general, n.d., new experiences, nudity, open mindedness, pep band, red vs blue, science, smirnoff drinks, video games, water, your mom
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Schools:
Marion High School - Marion, AR (2001 - 2004)Arkansas State University - Jonesboro, AR (2004 - 2005)
University of Arkansas - Fayetteville - Fayetteville, AR (2005 - present)
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